Words of Wisdom From Aunt Vu

A California biker is out in the beauty of nature and God decides to grant him one wish...The biker after a little thought asks for a bridge from California to Hawaii so that he can ride his bike over to the islands.  God says to the biker,"Isn't there something a little less materialistic that you might ask for?  Something of more substance."  The biker thinks again and then asks to understand what his wife is feeling - when she is crying and says it's nothing he would like to know what she is feeling - he would like to understand her thoughts.  God responded,"Would you like two lanes or four on that bridge?"