Monday, May 16, 2011

Post script on this (so far) sleepless night...

I'm too hot...
I'm too cold...
The top of my head is freezing...
The sides of my head are sweating...
I put on a beanie and my whole head is sweaty...
My feet stay neutral (cowards)...
Until the foot cramps start...
I throw off the beanie and lose it in the sheets...
Now I'm too cold...
and I can't find the beanie...
I try to throw the quilt over my now cold head and I get sweaty all over...
The nightly post-chemo ritual starts again...
I'm too hot...
I'm too cold...(second verse same as the first, a little bit louder a little bit worse.)

Any menopausal friends know this tune?  Come on, sing along...it'll be FUN.  Like camp for the over 40 crowd...and who doesn't love girls camp!

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