I'm too hot...
I'm too cold...
The top of my head is freezing...
The sides of my head are sweating...
I put on a beanie and my whole head is sweaty...
My feet stay neutral (cowards)...
Until the foot cramps start...
I throw off the beanie and lose it in the sheets...
Now I'm too cold...
and I can't find the beanie...
I try to throw the quilt over my now cold head and I get sweaty all over...
The nightly post-chemo ritual starts again...
I'm too hot...
I'm too cold...(second verse same as the first, a little bit louder a little bit worse.)
Any menopausal friends know this tune? Come on, sing along...it'll be FUN. Like camp for the over 40 crowd...and who doesn't love girls camp!
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